{"id":289,"date":"2009-07-10T00:09:37","date_gmt":"2009-07-10T07:09:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/V2.0\/?p=289"},"modified":"2010-02-08T01:33:48","modified_gmt":"2010-02-08T08:33:48","slug":"penis-envy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/V2.0\/penis-envy","title":{"rendered":"Penis Envy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"Penis Envy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/pics_vids\/245\/thumb_2009-07-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"135\" height=\"103\" \/>dave and i have this private joke where i try to hump him everytime i catch him bending over to pick something up. it always makes him laugh and he says i have penis envy. it turns him on because he knows i would be good at doing another girl with a strap-on.<\/p>\n<p>all that humping talk got me going so i did what i do best&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dave and i have this private joke where i try to hump him everytime i catch him bending over to pick something up. it always makes him laugh and he says i have penis envy. it turns him on because he knows i would be good at doing another girl with a strap-on. all that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[14,8],"tags":[61],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/V2.0\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/V2.0\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/V2.0\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/V2.0\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/V2.0\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/V2.0\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1328,"href":"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/V2.0\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions\/1328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/V2.0\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/V2.0\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chicasplace.com\/V2.0\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}