Chica
12-06-2007, 04:41 PM
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said,
"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to
tell a story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and
never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a
bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his
gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver
sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so
he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his
cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle
and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver
fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped
a coupleo'rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly..."
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said,
"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to
tell a story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and
never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a
bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his
gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver
sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so
he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his
cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle
and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver
fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped
a coupleo'rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly..."