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Chica
01-16-2008, 05:39 PM
A woman says to her mother, 'I'm divorcing Sheldon! All he wants
is anal sex, and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when
it used to be the size of a nickel.

Her mother says, 'you are married to a multi-millionaire
businessman, you live in an 25,000 square foot, 14 bedroom, 7
bathroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari F430 Spider, you get a
$3000.00 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents!?